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কেয়ার অফ বিশ্বকর্মা - Basudeb Dutta

CARE OF BISWAKARAMA

Sara collage jure ak moha hoichoi…aj biswakarma puja..taar opor din tao valo..meghla akasah sokal thekei..kintu bristi pore akhono obdi kichui mati hoyni…tar opor bari theke beriei faka train a aram kore bose aste preachy..abar station a neme ak bondhur bike a collage obdi..tar opor bari theke beronor age maa hjaate 500 taka guje diechen..aj pujo kina..tai haatkhoroch..r  collage a ese bujhlam j ami akash theke matro haat 3 niche darie..mane vaschi…karon akash ta aj amar samne die ei matro hete mondir a dhuklo…….

Amar naam Ujan Dutta…ami dumdum a ak engineering collage a pori..sobe 1st year…senior der ragging r collage er baire kaka r dokaner cha..ei amar roj kar khorak…kintu ei pujor time tay sobai kmn jeno bondhur moto behave kore…r korbei to…nijera ot pandle a meye nie joray joray bose adda marbe,prem korbe…r  oder order moto kaj korte hobe amadr…..noile boykot!!!!!!!..korte parbona jani…oi aktu special char dilo…amra 1st year er chelera BPL category te pori to tai….

“ai Ujan,,….sokal theke kothay chili be?”””doibobani sunechi…kintu doittiobani ei sunalm…ghar ta k jeno tene ghurie dilo..r samnei dekhlam amader senior  Rakesh urff Rocky…”sokal theke chili kothay???kahli addabaji..ja ja sir dakchen..khoar dikta dekh gie”…bolei  malta haowa…

Sala…tokhoni mon ta norom hoye gelo..nah khowar dik ta amakei dekhte hobe…cheleta kharap na…

Notun Punjabi r pajama ta pore besh akta bau bau chal mere store room a gie dekhi..keu nei…faka…odike sob table patay basto..amio kono upay na dekhe asto hoye gelam rosogolla sabar a…gota 10 khete na khetei  badha…a jinis sala amar life ei hoy…dhum dhuam kore paa fele sir ghore dhuktei amio shato hoye gelam..r rosogolla gulo amay dekhe haste laglo….kopal amar ………..

“ei ..kothay chili re”…abar badha peye dekhi sreosi…”kothay chili re??…”…

A k re??..mukher vasa dekho….bollei to abar kilo kahnek free debe..sei sathe chimti o …tai protibat na kore sottyagroho korlam…r jei na egiachi du pa omni…”thas”..pith ta puro jalie die samne ese bollo…”vao khachhis…tor maal j darie ache onek khon….”

“maal??’

“neka..maal Janis na?...Tilottoma ….oi j pukur pare..ami dekehi toke dakta elam”…

“Sotty !!”…

“janina jah..”bole miss voyonkori  mukh ta banglar 55 kore egie gelo…

R ami???chutte gie sir er samnei store room theke 2 pc rosogolla ene or mukhe guje diei doure pukur par……………………..

Tlottoma amader collage a ETC te pore…1st year..kintu ami nije lajuk bole kotha bola hoyni…akta 1000 watt er jhatka..tai voye voye dure thaki…..aj dekhi…

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“Prem boro modhur….kobhu kache kobhu shudurrr”

Na na gaan ta kono box a bajche na,,bajche amar mone…oto risk nie rosogolla chintai kore jake ghush dilam se amay puro info dayni…

Pukur pare sudhu Tiltooma noy ase pase take ghire darie 3 rd year er kichu kolkata sohor…mane barricade…sob kota ak akta jhanu maal r serom soytan…

Mon ta vari hoye gelo…ki j kori…edike majhe majhei akjhaak mukto amar chokhe jhilik die jachhe…akta hasstei sob kupokaat…r ami laat…

“chol  sala maal kahi”…soumo amar pase ese bollo….

“nah re!!!aj r mood nei…”..

“are mood nei to ki ache…kohinoor debo …chol”,,…bolei daat kelie haste laglo soumo….

Raage matha ta jolte laglo…r kono kichu na bhebei okahn theke uthe gie bollam”ja ja…amar koste ami parchina…r tora seta nie yaarki marchis…bondhu hole help kor bujhli…”

“ki..tor bipod..naam bol khali..”akta jalamoyi vason dte gelo soumo…

“ki korbi re???naam bolle ki korbi…Rajat Adhikari…ne naam bollam”…bokta collage er sob theke dangerous chele cum senior….

R ekei bole palti khaoa….keute ki kore kecho hoy taar akdom  on spot example dekhlm ami…

“dhur..tumio na…o maal vitu chele…tai sahos dichhilam..”bole kemon kore kecho ta gorte dhuke jay tao aj dekhie dilo…

“k re???meye ghotito bapar??are tui naam bol…ami set kore debo…

Set korbe na chai ..amar jinis nie nije reset hoye jabe..tai bollam”na na..o maal kheye ache…tumio mairi…charo to”…bole kecho r haate dianosour ta k chere die ami jono sebay beria porlam…nijer to holo na..tai jai ….poribeson kori..onno keu khak..

 

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“sala…kheyeche dekh….baper jonme khai ni”…amari sohokormi  Prodipto table muchte muchte bollo….

Thik dhorecho..amra akhon Biswakaram hotel a kaj kori….table muchi,jol dei,pata tuli….

Mane akhon amader sob senior ra doya kore khete bosechen r amra tader soto apotti sotteo poribeson korchi..

“ki korbi?kopal”bollam ami

“tor kopla er 108 …girlfriend k nie ese sese ei kaj korbo?”jhajalo uttor from prodipto…

R sei sathe say dilo amar aro 10-12 ti sohokormi….tarao amar sathe ei kaje jukto..mane hote hoyeche ar ki….plate tule jayga muche notun batch bosar jonno ready korechi..r nijera ei porisrom theke fiit thakte entar rosogolla ,papor mere cholechi…

Gota 10 ta batch ses holo….dom ta thik golar smane ese beronor permission chaiche amar theke…kono rokome rosogolla r papor die ota k vetore atke rekhechi…..aktu jol aktu jol…joler jonno edik sedik cahitei dekhi………………………………………………….

Akta uthal pathal dheu asche akasher rong a ranaga hoye….jol na…omrito,modhu,milkshake,hotchoclate……….ki bole ba bornona kori…..

Halka nil sari,maching lipstick,….r duto uttal sagor…ota chokh na onno kichu…ses papor ta ses korar age ami nijer papor er moto flat…ato kach theke age konodin dekhina kina…….sotty sarthok amar  hote parto sosur sasuri erom akta design toiri kore…..Tilottoma…………………………………..

“ei …sor…haate chhaka lagche…”Arup er dhakka o amay tolate parlo na….

R chhaka …puro mon tai jolche….mach porjonto vaja hoye jabe….’uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff r parina”………bole chitkar kora uthlam…kitu aoaj ta gola die berolo na….

“ki dekhchis re?’”akta khocha laglo pithe….Tonima di…

“na kichui na”..amar joler moto jobab..

“thik to???pore amar kache asbina to??’’……..chokh duto soru kore sharolk homes chure marlo amay Tonima di….

Ki korbo..bolei dilam…”amar khub bahlo lage,bahlobnese felechi…..etc etc etc….”…

“o sala…tumi dube dube jol kahchho”…akta sorto ache”,,,,

“ki”

“amay 2 plate chicken besi dite hobe tobei tor kotha bolar chance kore debo…

“amar chicken er plate tao tomar..kitnu tumi pase thakbe…khub bhoy lage..”

“haat bal”

“oi …..room nmbr 13 te ja….okhane chele lagbe”…akta murtiman soytaan amay surutei badha dilo…Alok arek dhamna senior…

“achha…kintu Tonimadi eta chaichilo..”bole chicken er plate na nie ghore dhukte jabo om,ni..”ami die dichhi..tui ja”..bole amay akrokom thelei sorie dilo…

Buk fete kanna aste laglo…chiken o gelo r ei room er chakri tao….r hoyto vetore bose sobgulo Tilottoma k ghire ache…amar kopal tai ,………………….

Nah akdom futo na..kichu ta solid ache…

“ei bador..darie ki korchis…chatni ta nie ay”…..amader respected sir…onno somoy khisti die bhut kore di..kintu aj na..

“akhhuni anchi sir”..bolei chut…

Haar kutte ka din ata hain”k jeno bolechilo….r setai moner modhhe ghurte laglo…jokhon ak kutta mane mane ami chatnir gamla nie room a dhuklam…r arek kutta mane Alok k ak rokom lathi merei out kore dilen sir…

“sobai k chatni ta die  misti ta nie asbi”..bole sir er prosthan…r amar gorosthan….

Ufff…jodi ami kobi hotam…instant kobita likhtam..kintu akhon try korle case ta sotty chatni hoye jabe…tai nirobe chatni bilie  sei jhorer kacha astei chatni somet amio khade…ami oi chokhe khute laglaam chatnir utso r dekhlam jeni bolche..”chaal vaag”……

Mane amay kheyal korlo na…erom ki bolte pare,,chi chi….

“ore ,ebar misti ta an,chatni hojom hoye gelo toh”…r er sathei hajar ta nupur er rinijhini….32 ta muktor jholkanni…duto hirer jhilik…..haschen miss Tilottoma…….r ami???

“oi rosogolla an rosogolla””..caterar…………………..

Mathar thik nei….1000 watt khelam ,..tao instant darie…na morleo matha j aktu ghurbe jani…

Tai j chaiche takeo duto j chaiche na takeo duto kore rosogolla die last plate a ese durbolota r jonno guntite vul korlam…r duto hoye gelo 4te…..

“ema ema….khabo na ato…ishhhh”…….ami jege dekhi..sotty  to…khub bhul hoye geche..kono rokome bollam…”na khele fele de”….

“felbe keno re….dosh ta kaar??’…Tonima di…..

“mane…”ami

“tui khabi…”sri tonima di..

“dhur ami kaj korchi,,..haat etho korbo naki”….ami re

“haat dite hobe na…ei tilottoma khaie de to”…….vogoban Tonima debi

Vaggis am irosogoola noi..tai evabe onner pete jaoar o kono chance nei….

“koi haak kor…thik hoyeche”…..Tilottoma bollo…r daan haat ta uthe elo amar mukher kache…”are nichu hobi to”….r hassi…….

“nichu to purush matroi hoy bou er kache.…r ami to shudud rosogolla khete…nich hoye mukhta barie dilam…”are..boro kore ha kor….”..bolei duto golap ful er paprir dike takie ami prothom ti k mukti dilam….

“arekta…”bole abar sei pouse….r amio statue…..a ki dekhilam..jono jonmantoreo bhulibo na………………………

Aro akta jinis dekhlam..r seta holo ak ghor chele r buker jala…sala…amar sathe panga…dekhbi r jolbi luchir moto fulbi…ami nijeo beluntar moto fule akhon bahschi..r vaste vaste sunlam

…”akta papor de na re’………………akash theke soja store room r………………………………….

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“ki vir re...koto time lagbe….evabe darie thaka posay na”…….

“ay amar sathe…short cut a hoye jabe”…bolei tilottoma k alada kore nie gelam oi vir theke…

Nah..papor ami ante parini..ses hoye geche ,,ajr modhe ordhek amar r Arup er pete geche….store room theke mukh ta bajar kore nie bolechilam”papor r nei re..aktu age jodi bolti…”…

“char na”…baire theke kheye nebo…

R baire jaoar agei ei bipotti….

“purse ta dhore to”…bolei amar haate pures ta die sarir anchol ta komore guje nie  Tilottoma bollo”koi…kothay haat dhobo”….

“ei to pukure”….

“se ki…ghaat nei to….pore jabo j”

Are..ami j or pase darie eta bhule gelo ki kore…”na na porbi na..ami dhore rakhbo….tor haaa ta”….

Tarpor akta golap ful alto kore chepe dhorlam..r opsora pukur a haat dhute laglo..”sokto kore dhor..pore jabo re”…..

“hm…sokto korei to ajibon dhore rakhte chai…”bollo amar mon….

“Chol….r deri kore kaj nei….”

“hmmm..chol..”

Tarpor 300 jore chokher samne die rikshaw te uthe soabr jolnto  dristi k pa die pise ami Sriman Ujan Dutta Tilottomar Haat dhore collage theke staition er uddesshe jatra korlam….

Pujor chutitaj ki kore katabo..aka…r akhon to aroi muskil…..ki bolbo bhabchi…bahbi ei rikshaw jeno na thame…chaalta rahe….

Kintu sob to r utaam kumar er soptopodi na..j gaan o chollo r bike o….

Station a neme vara die ticket katar time a mon ta kharap hoye gelo…bhablam boli  “jasna plz..amar sathe thak aro kahnikhon..”

Kintu oi j….mon sob bole..kintu mukh khole na….

Ticket kete haat die lokkho korlam Tilottoma r mukh tao kmn jeno off lagche…

“krshnonogor ladies special 1 nmbr platform a asbe”…..sation a darie ki bolbo bhabchi…kintu amay bolte holo na…

“pujoy bhalo thakis…”

“achaa..pujoy ayna kolkatay….moja hoy khub”

“dekhi pari to janabo’….

Tarin elo seo uthlo r akta misti kore bye janalo……..

‘TONGggggggggggggg”……..mathar vitore sobdo ta hotei dekhlam train cher dieche r bseh jorei egochhe…tobuo dour lagalam…..thik kaar moto bolte parbo na…kintu …ishh ki j gadha ami……….

Amar theke train jore chote…aj o chutlo..cinema hole na hoy thamto….

“parl to janabo”…se bole gelo…kintu ami janbo ki kore….phon number tao neoa holo na….dhus dhus dhurrrrr.

“Eromi hoy…..”mukh tule dekhi maa kali kochuri r samner deoal lagano Ram Sitar calander theke Sri Ram ovoy dia amay bolchen”eromi hoy…..amader time a to phon chilo na…tai 14yrs wait korte hoyechilo…tor to mote 24 ta din parbi na wait korte???””

24 din???hm…keno parbona…”parbo…partei hobe..ei aktu kosto hobe…ei ja………kintu”

Ramchondro calander hoye gechen totkhon a…r ami…Krishonogor local tar pechoner LAAL light tar dike takie bhabchi…PRbo …nischoi parbo…ki bolo tomar????

 

 

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