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Ami,Sriman Priyom Sengupta…south kolkatay thaki..ebar class 12 debo…sobe uthechi 12 a…onnano chele der moto amar matha akhono pakeni..tai amar bondhu der kache ami akhon dudher sishu..soja kothay ora amay RITUPORON bole dake…tao majhe modhe seta sudhu PORN hoye jay oder vasay…

Ami kolkatar ak naam kora English medium school a pori…ageo ekhanei portam…amar boyosi chelera class 8 thekei girlfrnd jutieche…amnki keu to oi bisohye PH.D kore feleche…serom moharothi holen amar buzum frn Ratul,Moinak and Shibam…amader group ta choto  thekei besh mojbut..ak stahe ak paray thaki kina…kintu keno j ami oder theke PH.D course tay pichie bujhtei parina…

Amar ma baba dujonei chakri koren kolkatar naami offc a…Dalhoushi te offc…choto thekei akta machine er moto chole aschi..ja hoy arki…kotha bolar lok nei..problem child jake bole…school,khaoa r ghum…majhe sajhe ak2 rabindra sangeet…r cricket khela…ai nie amamr jogot…ami school final er farwell a rabindra sangeet gailam bole amar 3 bondhu pala kore amar theke 100 takar khabar usul korechilo…oder kothay esb just bogus…kintu ami jani esob bogus na…r tai ei rom akta sugoj amar kache jeche eseche ja ora vabteo apre na sopne…kintu oi j SAHOS r GUTTS……

.AMra 4 jon dhakuria porte jetam sahu babu r kache…joint er valo preparation er jonno bhorti hoyechi…baire kothao pora ei 1st amar kache..age barite master asto…tai soddo dori chera goru thuri shonder  moto edik sedki korchilam…..jodio dhakuri amar barir khub kahei..anmi thaki jadavpur a..kintu oi j BABA nd MAA er promo sabdhani dristi amay konodin baire chore khete dayni…ghore ja ghass r khor deoa hoto tai chupchap jabor kete nitam…Aj jeno ak pagol kora nesay ami dhakuri ta chose berachhi…….

“sala ghorkuno der ei hoy…akbar chereche ki debe gutie…”…amar porom bondhu ratul akta gobhir dirgho nishas nie bollo….

“sotty to…bagh rokter saad peyeche…akdom tattu ghora chotabe aj”….moinak  jog  korlo..

Mon ta dome gelo..kothay aj amay nie ghurbe tan a, gyan marche..”thak thak…r chulkate hboe na…bole bar ki khaoa jay”…ami rege bole uthlam..

R ei bola tai kaal holo…k janto j mukhe michri guje pithe rea churi bosie debe…..

“khabi?akta notun jinis khoabo toke”…shibam amay tene nie gelo akta stationary dokaner samne….”ei j ses gechi” bolei dokandar k isara kore ki jeno bollo…

R dokna dar tao ki bole oder motoi dhamn jhot kore 4 te classic milds ber kore haat die dilo…r amar dike takie bollo”notun naki ?”….

“Na na ,atodin uposh chilo…aj tanbe”…moinak bole dilo…amar book shukie gelo…jibone esob tanini..bariteo khub restriction…pedie brindabon dekhie debe baba…tarie debe bari theke..r sob theke boro kotha ota na khele Jodi amar bondhura amay khisti die uddhar kore day tao bahlo…bhoye tin haat pichiye ese bollam”na na na….ami parbo na..baap keliye chamra tule debe…”

Are…eta khele amej pabi…akbar tene dekh..ar ete khoti kchu hoyan,akta macho fllng asbe”…erom sob gyan r brojobuli amay bina poysay daan koret laaglo amar 3 te sotru..

Prothome kothay kaj na howay chepe dhore amar mukhe these dhorlo 3 te khepa mosh…amar haat dhore mathe chepeo jkhn kichu koret parlo na tkhn amay chere dilo akrokom baddho hoye…

“jah sala…..are meyerao foke re”….kotha to noy..jeno drain theke moyla chure marchilo shibam..

“tai valo”..bole r na darie bari elam…..

“Abe dara dara…R darai…soja laf die jadavpur mini…r pordin oi laff tai j gadhar  laff  hobe eta ter pelam pordin sokale…

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khub valobasi.”

“sotty?”

“yes janu….touch my finger and kiss me”

“bador ,osobhho”.

“ki holo derling…kiss me plz plz…amay chere jeo na”……..”ami aschi aschi….”

"mere pa venge debo….porasona sikhe gadha hochho”….”.."”jeo na plz plz plz…..”

Thas thas kore 2to chor gale poreti kothay ghum kothay sopno r kothay darling!!!……

Dhormor kore bichanay uthe boslam…”thasss………amar sara prithibi jeno taal kheye 10 paak ghure nilo…r tarpor sunlam akasahbani

“baire porte jaoa hoy na cigaret foka hoy janoar…mere paa venge debo….”r tarpori kaan a akta prochodno taan fill kore bujhlam ota r amar property na..babar haate chole geche..”r jodi kono din dekhechi ba sunechi kaan ……………….”

 

Khub bujhlam j nxt tm ota amar bpaer sompotti hote choleche..kintu …cigarte elo kotah theke….???

Jhop kore kaalker soytaan 3 ter mukh vese uthlo….ki dhamna ki dhamna…..

Soto chesta koreo r parlam na khisti chapte….mon ta khub kharap hoye ache…gaal duto jeno morich batar moto jolche r sob theke aghat laglo mone…asol kotha bolte gie o jutlo aro 3 te sopat chor…nah …amar dukkho keu bujhlo na… Ei hoyeche ak jala…eke saat sokale bina dose kelani r tarpor aj late kore porte gie or pase bosai holo na….kuttar luck..r Sali meyetao pare..thik beche beche amar oi 3 te dushmon er sathe boslo..r orao sermo..jane amar fllngs tao jeno ichha kore boslo..ekebare kata ghaye nuner chita…

“a ki holo.keno holo kobe holo janina….”besh kore khuchie chamra tule tarpor porom ayeshe nuun r lonka dolte dolte amar khoto ta k aro barie dilo moinak…abar gaan hocche..oi here golay…

Raage opomane kono kotha na bole egie jetei samne aro dui murti…shibam r ratul….

Edike amar derling hoyto bose ache..

“rasta char …o darie ache”akrokom onno dike takiei bollam…

“k suni…..se r tor jonno daray na re….”ukiler moto bole uthlo shibam..

“kaal khub kelieche na??sorry vai”…”oi jorajori te haat theke tor bag a pore geche…toke koto kore daklam …r tui bus a uthe geli”….

Sala eo chilo korpale…chokh fete jol aste laaglo….

“ami jai”…bole egote gie aro kate jinish dekeh mone holo sotty….”MORNNING SHOWS THE DAY”/…

Amar rater derling amar coaching er prem arekjoner haat dhore taxi te jachee…r se onno joner thot ta misti na tok seta ak mone porkoh korche”……..

Pathor mone hoy ekei bole…shoke pathor ……..haat paa matha sara sorir jhur jhur kore venge porlo..chokh fete jol aste lagol….a ki???ki dekhklam…..????

Ase paser sob kichu jeno akmuhurte chup kore gelo….oi 3 te bador o bapar dkehe statue….

R ami?!!!!!!!

Experienced lokder kichu bolar nei…bujhe nao…

Chosma ta vije geche jole……daat chepe golar bathata atke  moinak k bollam”akta cigarate dibi?’’’

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“dosh ta puro tor…age bolte ki hoyechilo”…????”ne taan”

“are seta na..esob meye eromi hoy…dekhli na kerom kole uthe chumu khachhilo…public place mane na”…”ne taan”

“Char vai…esob meye asbe jabe…tui mon kharap koris na…”ne taan”

Milds,milds,milds….tin moha mind er kotha kaane jachhilo na…mild r mind puro guile ghonto tokhon…

“Ami ki korlam jate erom holo?ami to kono dosh korini…keno…keno…r ojsro keno?

“Maya sobi maya…ne paan kha r chol ebar bari jai…”bole oi tin murti akta pathorer haat dhore bari pbdi pouche dilo…r pathor tao rate bari dhuke kichu na kheye sara raat ghumer jonno chotfot korte laglo…

Pathori bote…jodio amari dosh..1 bochor dhore bahalobasi but bolte parini..soto chestateo na…sahos hoyna..jodi barite bole day..jodi baba peday..bari theke ber kore day….jodi Jodi Jodi……….godi futo kore ditam rate ei chnitay..r aj sei futotei ami fese gechei…

Issss.akbar akbar Jodi boltam….

Moner dukkhe manus ki na kore…r ami protigga korlam……..j ar konodin……jah!!!!!loadshedding!!!!!!!

 

Mon mejaj kharap…akrokom  jhat  jalano obostha…oi dhakuriar coaching chere dilam…barite bollam valo poray na..r ami chara sobai  addbaj….etc etc… Ijjot geche agei..but kelani ami khete raji na…khub lage..

R ei gurutoro poristhiti bichar kore amar 3 sotru cum bondhu o coaching cheer dilo…

Amar karon alada..but or mohapurus,,,sref maal khabe bole sealda y khuje khuje akta teacher er sondhan koreche…

Amar ki…ja hoyeche erpor r mon thik thake???

Rasta chinia…orai rokkhok ora vokkhok…konodin majh rastay cher die lukie jay,kono din train a uthie nijera neme jay…amar tkt lukia rekeh tt r kache henostha koray…r ami rakhal baloker moto sojjo kore jai…ki korbo..??akdin to dilam shibam k tene ak chor….sob raag ugre dilam … …

Kintu oi j……..frndsp…

Pordin dekehi 3 murtimaan bari ese hajir…tarpor j ahoy…santoshpoor bridge r niche milds…mind puro fresh..

R sei sateh akashbani….nna naa….voyer kicvhu nei..eta amar vetor theke elo kintu berolo ratul er much thele””all iz well…ja hobe dekha jabe …bekar tnsn chodabi na”,,,sese opurbo ak montro mane khist…

“Mon chang kore  neoa oto soja na”…konodin to bhalobaslina kauke….akhon bekar bokbi na”…raag jeno ugre elo much theke..”

“sala…konodin na bolli na much fute r akhon ovimaN MARACHIS”..

Life ta eromi…jerom jhop kore ondhokar name seromi husuu kore alo jole othe….r sei alo ami dekhlam thikamar ulto dike…sealda bigbazar er samne…kintu akbar jole uthei abar nive gelo….ki hobe takie?

Chokh duto jhapsa hoye aschilo…ratuler haater dhakka te se duto k poriskar korle nilam..sekahn theke  sealda r tarpo sei rojkar moto griho probesh… Somoy ki kore kate r seta katano  j akta art seta onekei jane an..amio jantam an..poray mon nei..sardine bristi porche…bhalo lage an chai..ghor ta jeno ha korle amay gilte asche..kaal saraat ghum hoyni…gayerjala theke moner jala j onk boro seta besh bujhte parlam…amar dosh…keno j sahos jotate  parlam na ami!!!

Sara sokal  ghore bose katalam…barite ami aka…sadhin otocho bondi jibon…kaal cgrt tanlam jibone prothom..onk rlf pelam bote…tai baire berie akta milds kine soja chade…”chilekothar niche darie sada dhoa gulo k kalo megher dike jete dekhchi r sei sathe ak posla joler fotar haowar sathe uddam nach…

Mon ta khub khub aka lagchilo…tai bristi ta besh bhalo lagchilo…..aktu bhijle kmn hoy???sobe dupur 1 ta..baba maa asta aste sondhe 6 ta….tai amio mise gelam oi uddam der dole….

Gola chere gaan gaite laglam..”tomar khola haowa……..”

“hihihihi.”

Rabi thakurere gaane to hasi chilo an….chomke gie gaan thamie dilam…abar hasir sobdo r sei sathe akta jhorna jeno pahar theke setar er upor porche r sei sobdo bolche.”thamle keno….besh bahloi to gaichile.”….kotokhon matha uchu kore akasher dike cheye gaan gaichilam janina …kintu chokh namie samne takatei dekhlam

….uffffff…………..a j kalker sei pori thuri meyeta…miss.bigbazar..’’

Ak jachhetai obostha….

“ami Rupsha …ekahne thaki…notun esechi…”

“oh..ami Priyom…”….

Kotha bolte gie akbar kalker kotha mone pore gelo…. R tatei amar alaper iti ghosona korei niche chole elam…

 

saanti nai saanti nai… Kothay bole somoy sob kichu tei molom lagie day…thik akdom thik…

2 hopta tei besh fit bodh korchi…soujonne amar 3 frnd nd oi bristi.mane Rupsa….

Sedin er por 2din bari theke beroi ni..kintu 3rd din bikele bari frie dekhi srimonti r taar maa bose royechen amader drwing rm a with my hitlar father and fulon debi mother….

Amake dekhie rupsaha akta hassi ditei ami off,…r sunte peam maa bolchen:bari te an thakle chade bristite veja hoy keno..samne exam…jore porle ki hobe bujhte parcho????”

Buker vetorta sajano bagan hoye muhurter modhhe abar dhapar math hoye geol…ki meye re baba…hassi dekhie fasi die dilo??hoye geol..ebar chade gie fokatao hoye geol…

“na mane”…konorokome duto sobdo boltei hitler bole uthlen” Rini bollo j tui chade kaker moto bhijchili r gaan gaichili?”………….

R gaan ….20 mnt darie koto GUN samle j ghore dhuklam tar sima nei….raag j ki hochhe akhon…ki meye re baaba..a j mirjforer o ak kathi upore…..abar barite ese dhong…

“ki raag hoyeche?”………..akta setar beje uthlo kaner pase….

Mukh tultei hajar watt er li8..”raag hobe keno?’………

“asole sedin tumi kotha an bole orom bhabe chole gele tai aktu moja korlam r ki.”

Kotha an bole mane …amar morji..a ke re???mukh theke dhapar math ta akbar ber korte khub ichha korchilo…onk koste samle bolla.”o…ki kora hoy?mane school an cllg?”

“ai to sobe 11 holo…darao..ato joldi nei amar collg jaoar…school life is d best life”……..

Bujhlam j gyan bitoron korte poysa lage an…jhara adhghonta gyan dilen uni..r ami sunlam..mane sunte holo…ake babar sohopathir meye sei sathe 1000 watt….na sune uthe gele amar kopale besh dukkho chilo….tobe hassi ta kintu besh….

An an…sabdhan,,..r egolei ses”.mon theke k jeno bole uthlo….ora chole jetei abar protigga ta jhalie  nebo bhebe jei uthechi………………jah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!loadshedding……………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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H.S….ki j chap ki bolbo…jodio test suru hote akhono 3 mass baki…tao..khub chap…soakal bikal khali pora r pora…majhe modhe mind set korte adda r phn…thik dhorcho..sei 100 watt mane rupsa akhn khuib bhalo frnd amar…r amamr ager 3 jon to ahcei..tobe akta khocha goto 4 din hdorei feel korchi…ki j khocha seta amar agei amar 3 jon  doctor bujhe nilo..r sei sathe upodes…

“ebar gele r pabi an…jobbor jinis..tor jonno ideal.”

“dhurr..tora paris o ..samne exam..dom felte parina..r tar modhhe…”

“are tor pechone lattu re o…dekhis an altm mssg kore….miss call day..tui o dibi”

“amar blnds thake na….”

Ki j jalay porechi..edike protigga tao majh pot her por r puro hoyni..all tm loadshedding hoye jay..

“kire ,darie keno ekhane?kothay jabi??”…….

1000 watt!!!!odike oi 3te gadha hasche..besh bujhte parchi,akta kichu pakie tobe  charbe…

“ei bari dhukbo…class  taratari chute hoye geche”….palate parle bachi..amar dara hobe an…bolte ami parina..r akbaar ja khel dekhlam..r na..

“waow.great,…chol an dakhhinapan jai…doi-fuchka khabo….”…….Rupsaha name chomchom ta abar fuchka khabe..mane amari ghaar ta bhangbe…

“chol chol….kotodin khai an”….3 jon kangal aksathe bollo…

Amnush ki okritoggo..kalkeio amar gharr behnge 100 takar fuchka oralo…akohn bole kotodin khai an..dite hoy dhore”…..

Kintu fade porle ghughu r jay koi…jetei holo..mane niye geol. Jor kore…r fuchkar sathe paona holo modhur modhur titkiri…ki korbo…tok joler motot much ta amar toke gelo…

“aj r 100 te hobe an puro 200 lagbe..noile prestige nai”….kaar prestyige nei..???

“are tor gf..tui Jodi 200 takar na khawas tale toke kipte vabbe…”

Akash theke pora mone hoy ekei bole…kintu porte holo an amay…keu dhore nilo….ram khaton die jkhn 3 jner norar khomota nei,amaro pocket er durdosa chinta kore pran jay jay..tokhon keu dhore nilo amay…

“ami dichhi dara”..bolei Rupsa bill pay kore dilo…

Sara rasta kono kptha nei amar mukhe..ki din poreche…amar ghare bonduk rekhe dibbi fuchka mere akhon amay bole kina bou er takay khai…k bou kar bou???....akdom harami maal gulo…

Ki j bolbo mathay asena…”barir pasei thake..ebar bole de..aj fuchka kaal onno kichu khete bolbe re”…sriman ratul…lejur moinka o shibam.

Gojgoj korte korte auto te uthe porlam…ak rokom palie gie..r auto chartei akta korun aoaj…”kire dara..amio jabo to……..!!!

R ami darai,,,..khub hoyeche..pechone much firiye akta nischinto saas felte giei haowa ta golar vetorei atke gelo..

Amar 3 bondhu jeno aschorojo hoye geche amar babohar a…r Rupsa………tanat tana chokh theke jeno  mukto jhorche akta duto….r setao mile gelo aktu porei… Ak rash mukto khub jorer sathe gole gole porche…akta norom sorir theke theke kepe kepe uthche…..3jora chokh nirmom dristi te takie amar dike….r akta niriho chele ei sob er majh khane osohay vabe dari…

Niriho chele ti k seta an bolleo chole….r baki gulo bujhe nao..

“akdom chotlok tui…oi rate erom kore keu akta meye k chere chole jay…?janis ki chap hoyechilo sedin??”khobh ugre dilo ratul..

“boro lom hoyechi naki???sala “”Srjukto moionak.”sala verua…kapurush…etc etc..”

R sei duto chkh die gole pora mukto gulo amay daar korie thaas thass kore chor lagachhilo…

Ki theke ki holo r ……..”sorry”…konorokome bollam ami

“bal sorry…tor sorry tor kache rakh..r jodi atoi tor khomota tale ja jeta k age like korti otake gie erom kada..kelie gaar venge debe …ai chol..o thakuk…r rupsa..tui o baric hole ja”…bole ratul r moinak k nie shibam er prostahn..

R ami????harikathe pora patha..sotty orom an korleo hoto…ai bikele dhakuria lake a aste bole sala gulo erom surprise debe sopneo vabini….

“ki muskil..bollam to sorry..”r keno j bollam???amar timing borabor kharap..akjora jolonto chokh amar dike takie amay jeno vosso kore dilo…..

“dosh ta to amar..tui sorry bolchis keno..ami to …..”ei rupsar dhakuria lake a ses kotha r tarpor gotgot kore hata…bokar moto darie roilam ..ki theke ki hoyia geol. R Priyom fasia gelo……..

Khub opomanito lagchilo…chute gie haat dhorlam…

“are bollam to soryy…..ato kadar ki ache…?”…r parina chai…

“haat char “..golata jeno kepe uthlo arekbaar..r sei sathe chokh duto kichu bolte chailo…kintu nari choritro..ki kore bujhbo????..........

“Sotty evabe scene create korar mane hoy??plz kadis an plz”

oi 3te gundu kothay palalo k jane??? Jibone rahur agomon mone hoy ei time ei hoy…

“ei ki hochhe okahne”…sereche..police..”ei dara”…Rupshar haat tokhon amar haate r chokhe jol..r edike amar du payer majher jinis ta mathay uthe geche…kirom fasbo tai kolpona korchi…”kichu na sir..ami result kharap korechi tai kadchilam…o amar bondhu”……..ki acting mairi…kothay chokher jol kothay sei kapa kappa gola…

“oh…jao bari jao..sondhe hochhe..esob bhalo elaka na”…..bole police kaku chollen arekta result kharap kora  couple khujte..ami o khujte gelam..kintu onno kichu…

“r kichu bolte hobe toke???””……..na r na..sotty atodin ami rituporno chilam,….

R  Rabindranath er gaan sune rate balish khujtamm,,…..mon theke kobiguru bole uthlen…”nachaile jare paoa jay.”r deri na…mane ami thik chilam..hotat mone holo k jeno amar matha ta hachka taan die kache tene nilo…….”

Uuuhuuu…kaan multe noy…akta halka lobongoer gondho…duto golaper papri  r akjholok thanda batas…..ami dub dilam…”………”

Sotty an chahile jare paoa jay take ki harate ache……….???akdom na…ki taito?????///.

 

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